Friday, January 7, 2011

Funny Twitter Posts

Sometimes I come across a twitter post that makes me laugh so much I pee my pants. Hey, that's what we have baby wipes for. In efforts to make the blog more lively this year, I thought I would share the laughs. Enjoy!





Jon Jon
@ LMAO - what kinda defense is "im stupid by reason of insantiy" he need to beat his lawyers ass.

Wendy Carrero

New York: During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks. (Dumb Laws)

Napthalie Starr ✩

I asked my mom for money and she said "Does it look like I am made of money?" I said "Well thats what M.O.M stands for". lol :pp

Naomi de la Torre

Instead of losing your marbles when your toddler relocates your bfast sandwiches into the washing machine..

Brian Postlewait

Like all good freshman congressmen--new Tea Party GOPers start things off by selling their souls. Bedeep, Bedeep, that's all folks.

Jackson & Nima

I wonder if Sarah Palin can see she's an idiot from her house.

marcia

Letterman on Snooki's book "I blame Sarah Palin. She lowered the bar."

Alyssa Parent

dances with siberian huskys

More to come...

4 comments:

  1. Thanks so much for reposting my tweet here on your awesome blog!! I love the others too. So great to meet you and I look forward to reading more from you here and on twitter. :)

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  2. No problem! It was really funny. With my 22 month old, I could SOOO see that happening in my household. LOL Thanks for the laugh and the comment.

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