Funny Twitter Posts

Sometimes I come across a twitter post that makes me laugh so much I pee my pants. Hey, that's what we have baby wipes for. In efforts to make the blog more lively this year, I thought I would share the laughs. Enjoy!





iDntdoshit4free Jon Jon

@HollywoodSkyye LMAO - what kinda defense is "im stupid by reason of insantiy" he need to beat his lawyers ass.

MrsWendyC4 Wendy Carrero

New York: During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks. (Dumb Laws)

MarvelousNapthy Napthalie Starr ✩

I asked my mom for money and she said "Does it look like I am made of money?" I said "Well thats what M.O.M stands for". lol :pp

CoolWhipMom Naomi de la Torre

Instead of losing your marbles when your toddler relocates your bfast sandwiches into the washing machine..

cityofpeace Brian Postlewait

Like all good freshman congressmen--new Tea Party GOPers start things off by selling their souls. Bedeep, Bedeep, that's all folks.

NotSoSexyTruth Jackson & Nima

I wonder if Sarah Palin can see she's an idiot from her house.

BoldProgr marcia

Letterman on Snooki's book "I blame Sarah Palin. She lowered the bar."

AlysDeadFun Alyssa Parent

dances with siberian huskys #lessambitiousmovies

More to come...