Go The F**k to Sleep

Guilty Mom Secret No. 345: I have said this to my child at some point. Ok, so maybe it was in my head, but I thought it and I said it, just not out loud.

I saw this book a while ago and instantly appreciated it's GENIUS! I am so glad that someone had the guts to write this on the title of a book, illustrate it AND get it published. Oh, joy of modern literature. We just have no filter anymore do we?

So, as time went on I forgot about this book. But now, to make this SOOOOO much better, it is being read. aloud. By the one and only Samuel L. Jackson. Who better? I mean really, who better?

Here it is.

Funny Twitter Posts

Sometimes I come across a twitter post that makes me laugh so much I pee my pants. Hey, that's what we have baby wipes for. In efforts to make the blog more lively this year, I thought I would share the laughs. Enjoy!





iDntdoshit4free Jon Jon

@HollywoodSkyye LMAO - what kinda defense is "im stupid by reason of insantiy" he need to beat his lawyers ass.

MrsWendyC4 Wendy Carrero

New York: During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks. (Dumb Laws)

MarvelousNapthy Napthalie Starr ✩

I asked my mom for money and she said "Does it look like I am made of money?" I said "Well thats what M.O.M stands for". lol :pp

CoolWhipMom Naomi de la Torre

Instead of losing your marbles when your toddler relocates your bfast sandwiches into the washing machine..

cityofpeace Brian Postlewait

Like all good freshman congressmen--new Tea Party GOPers start things off by selling their souls. Bedeep, Bedeep, that's all folks.

NotSoSexyTruth Jackson & Nima

I wonder if Sarah Palin can see she's an idiot from her house.

BoldProgr marcia

Letterman on Snooki's book "I blame Sarah Palin. She lowered the bar."

AlysDeadFun Alyssa Parent

dances with siberian huskys #lessambitiousmovies

More to come...

2011! Dirty Dishes, Barak Obama and Antoine Dodson...Oh My!



I'm not that proud of the fact that I have not kept up with my blog. I promise that I will try better this year. Starting with neglecting this ...

 

The dreaded LSAT study materials



and that.



Sink full of dishes!



For you! (INSERT YOUR PIC HERE)

I wanted to talk about something fun and exciting and unrelated to law because I am swamped in new cases at work so look down and see what I found!

A TOP TEN!

I love Top 10s! I had to find the perfect one for my first post of the new year so I went with the smartie pants option. CNN posted their Top 10 most intriguing (using my best Doctor Evil voice) people of 2010. I am reposting it here for you. (Aren't I cute)  

NUMBER ONE! Julian Assange the ultimate tattle-tale and WikiLeaks' mastermind, the guy who everyone loved to hate or loved to defend, got the most first-place votes (25%) on CNN.com's “Most Intriguing Person” poll for 2010.

Following Assange were:

2. President Barack Obama, Evidentally, being the first African American man President is SOOOO 2009.
3. Facebook co-founder Mark Zuckerberg, I still haven't seen "The Social Network", but I did see, "Harry Potter" same thing right?
4. Apple co-founder Steve Jobs.
5. Marisol Valles Garcia, a police chief in Mexico. Who looks alot like Nelly Futado.
6. Chilean miner Edison Pena. 69 days. That's all that needs to be said.
7. Kidnap victim Elizabeth Smart. Not sure about if she is intriguing for what happened over 10 years ago or because she is just now talking about it.
8. Tony Hayward, the former CEO of BP. The ultimate mess maker.
9. Kim Jong Un, presumed future leader of North Korea. Be Intrigued be very Intrigued.
10. Antoine Dodson, whose thoughts about rape went viral on video. REALLY!!!


What is the world coming to where this guy, and our PRESIDENT are on the same list for ANYTHING?

I guess. Well, here we go 2011. Hold on to your Knickers!

Cool Finds From The Web: Wearable Coloring Book

Don't know if your dress will match your shoes? Forget about it! (enter Guido accent here) and color it in. I love the creativity that this designer, Michiel Schuurman creates the canvas and you fill it in.

Fifty “Colour-In” dresses have been made in four different sizes, and each is sold for 250 Euros. (Converter on another site. lol) Concept and fashion design were done by Berber Soepboer and Michiel Schuurman.